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holy "milk"
Friday. 8.2.13 1:48 pm

Holy milk...  Milk so holy in fact that screams of "OH GOD" can be heard when extracting it 


Brazilian Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto had his entire  congregation getting every last drop of this they could.. making sure they swallowed it allllllll down


 


yup. this guy



Told people that


"the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit"


 


 


 Here's a  testimonial from one of holy milk drainers in fact:



"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".


 


It's ok that he's locked up .. because


"he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk."


 


 


You can't make this type of shit up. Forreal

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MasturbatDEAD
Saturday. 9.3.11 3:42 pm

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.


42 goddam times.




Couldn't someone get this dude some action?


 


IF YOU MASTURBATE MORE THAN 41 TIMES IN A DAY, YOU WILL DIE!!!


 


now are you curious, how many times can a female get off before she offs herself?


Ask this woman



Wait, you can't because she Masturbated to DEATH as well.


Only no one was around to count how many times she rubbed it on out with that toy of hers


So Please stop masturbating, and just have lots of sex, that is much much safer, and..


FUCK, YOU CAN DIE HAVING SEX with others TOO..


There's only one solution.


NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE OR YOURSELF AGAIN... Or.. YOU WILL DIE!!!


 

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Mortal Kombat Sexuality
Wednesday. 4.27.11 4:55 am


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I would hate to be this guy
Thursday. 12.2.10 11:35 am

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
7 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hair-do
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND (HUSBAND):

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
19 times you went soft before you got in
59 times you worked too late
43 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
26 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were making love to the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

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Avoid Airports and Church!
Wednesday. 9.22.10 6:09 pm


Avoid the airport because



 

 New TSA Pat-Downs 
 Invasive, Groping 


Believe it or not, you may want to choose the scanner








New TSA Pat-Downs Invasive, Groping


Believe it or not, you may want to choose the scanner


(Newser) - Would you rather have your naked body stared at or your entire body groped? Those will soon be your choices at airport security checkpoints. If you don’t want to be subjected to the controversial full-body scanners , you can opt for a new, more aggressive pat-down—which seems poised to... More »



 



 And  even if you choose the scanner...










 

 Feds Admit Storing Body Scans 


Scanners capable of storing, sending images








Feds Admit Storing Body Scans


Scanners capable of storing, sending images


(Newser) - The "virtual strip search" images taken by airport body scanners, which federal agencies have long insisted can't and won't be stored, have been stored in the tens of thousands. The US Marshals service has admitted that over 30,000 of the über-revealing images were stored at a single... More »




 


 


 




And lastly, avoid New Birth Missionary Baptist Church  if your a boy or man because this guy is running it



 


Men allege sexual coercion by prominent Atlanta pastor


 

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Animal Porno
Friday. 7.23.10 9:56 am



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